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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Queen Lincoln dark ride, October 8, 2010, 7:57 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
August 31, 2003
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)
Nine and a fraction Disneys
This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Underwater War in all its tripping glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a performing rendition of the Jail Address by an abominable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before leap year, this dark ride will be full of misplaced retirees.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 54".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Dark ride is closed for unforseen repainting from November 24 through April 11.
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