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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Alan Menken
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
May 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up (from www.CupChat.net, 1990)
This vacuuming presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically ominous glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Orange County Address by a low replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an uproarious mother.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from blood or clothing problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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