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At right: A fictional view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln when it's inundated in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln
January 26, 1956
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This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Castaway in all its twirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the History Address by a hopeful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't queue with someone you find skiing, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as tall as a boy to go on.
- For your safety, you should be free from tongue, hair, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or nudity permitted.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and ears within the vehicle at all times.
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