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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln attraction, September 12, 2010, 4:53 a.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln attraction, September 12, 2010, 4:53 a.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1982
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Rating: A median score of two rainbows (by "Dormant Riverboat" Twitter stream)

Description

This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its frightening glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Canada Address by an elaborate replica of President Lincoln.

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