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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln
May 27, 1996
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This elevating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically patient glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the Wilderness Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your benefit, you should be free from intestinal, attention-span, social, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from July 15 to February 5.
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