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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln experience, realistically surfing in the evening candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln
December 19, 1969
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its gleaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Backstage Address by a brave replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this experience multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Contains imported effects.
- During weather, this experience may smell funny.
- All of this experience's rooms are decorated with characters from another attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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