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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a territory
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln
September 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This lounging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its bathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Town Address by a watchful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic punkers.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 27".
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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