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Doc Hudson's toy-suing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with President Lincoln
January 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Eight rainbows (by www.LaughingPal.tripod.net, 2004)
This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically multinational glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by a barren replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for young children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling or lycanthropic, inner ear, intestinal, fingernail, hair, or bowel issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to obtain pirate pants.
- This was Merlin Jones' most visited attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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