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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pope Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Amy
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
June 17, 2007
Avg. queue length:
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This rusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its leading glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Camelot Address by a zany replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- The comment about cannons is a sly pun.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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