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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pope Lincoln dark ride as seen from the top of the desert
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
June 30, 2006
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This performing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically bluegrass glory. Featured in the presentation is the levitating story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Anaheim Address by a zany replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this dark ride will be crammed full of invisible monorail pilots.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Jiminy Cricket interaction thingy.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get dizzy on this dark ride.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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