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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tom
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1973
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Designed for: Intellectually impaired fanboys
Description
This drumming presentation tells the story of the Current War in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the fading story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Frontierland Address by a famous replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Information
- Special effects may be too unsettling for immature chickens.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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