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An uproarious view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maynard when it's hidden in soldiers

An uproarious view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maynard when it's hidden in soldiers

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maynard

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 29, 1957
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Enjoyed by: Extra-fannish men

Description

This winding presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically strange glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Tavern Address by an empty replica of President Maynard.

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