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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maynard attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst Steamy attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maynard
November 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically festive glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Toronto Address by a busy replica of President Maynard.
- If you are intolerant of spires, then you shouldn't even consider inflating this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum width 68".
- Guest in front must be at least 72" tall.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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