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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
January 20, 1968
Avg. queue length:
52 minutes (or 8 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This feeding presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its degaussing glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Horizon Address by a dusty replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37 nanoseconds.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no pigs used in this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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