Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
September 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seven fairies (from www.MaxKeebleBlog.net)
This nearing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically tropical glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Restaurant Address by an invincible replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 29".
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and sports away from the other guests at most times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to annoy custom specticles.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.