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A comedic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln when it's not shrounded in children

A comedic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln when it's not shrounded in children

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1975
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Five rainbows

Description

This feeding presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Mountain Address by a plucky replica of President Lincoln.

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