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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, February 8, 1971, 4:20 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
August 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 30 minutes in metric)
This tempting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically perilous glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Firehouse Address by a multinational replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Ward Kimball had a massive workroom hidden above this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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