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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Kronk attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Kronk
October 10, 1986
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This kneeling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Canada Address by an aboriginie replica of President Kronk.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and glasses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1978 World's Pavilion.
- The robotic Kronk figure was assembled using a real Kronk portrait.
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