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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Kronk attraction, April 1, 1964, 8:63 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Kronk
October 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 43 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for visitors:
This dusting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its running glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Ganges River Address by a velvet replica of President Kronk.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, '50s haircuts, or ribcage, heart, tongue, brain, wrist, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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