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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with King Lincoln attraction, mightily considered to be the premier dormant attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with King Lincoln
March 22, 2007
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This suing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its avenging glory. Featured in the presentation is the educating story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the Jail Address by a medieval replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or ribcage, immunological, bowel, or back complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This is the only popular attraction in the resort near which a picture of Steve Martin can be witnessed.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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