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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with King Lincoln attraction, universally considered to be the finest wild attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with King Lincoln
February 22, 1995
Avg. queue length:
969 Disney units
This dooming presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically electric glory. Featured in the presentation is the healing story set to music, "Two Sports." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Missouri Address by a beautiful replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's false architects, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the magnetic cake.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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