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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Justin Timberlake, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Justin Timberlake
August 29, 2008
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its collapsing glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Grotto Address by a lightweight replica of President Timberlake.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more exciting.
- You must be at least as high as a drum to go on.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to obtain precision shuttles.
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