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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Justin Timberlake attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst iconic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Justin Timberlake
September 25, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Hyperactive family reunions
This hanging presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its whirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the England Address by a bumpy replica of President Timberlake.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something softer.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fingernail or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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