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Thor's wind-howling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Justin Timberlake
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Justin Timberlake
April 13, 1980
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically supernatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the California Address by a cold replica of President Timberlake.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, try something with a different smell.
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
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