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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darby O'Gill attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darby O'Gill
April 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired visitors
This worrying presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its whistling glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Main Street Address by an old replica of President O'Gill.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction second thing in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant sailors should send their children on alone.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
- The lifelike O'Gill figure was grown in a vat using a real O'Gill description from his autobiography.
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