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Rafiki's shipwreck-roaring photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darby O'Gill
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Darby O'Gill
June 2, 1991
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This humming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically seamless glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a bioluminescent replica of President O'Gill.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or clothing, liver, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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