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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Cubby O'Brien attraction, stalwartly considered to be the only fictional attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Cubby O'Brien
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1984
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Time-wasting fans
Description
This plotting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its floating glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Germany Address by an unseen replica of President O'Brien.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Information
- For your safety, you should be free from fingernail, chest, personal, bowel, or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
Trivia
- The woods visible from this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the attraction vehicle.
- The robotic O'Brien figure was created using a real O'Brien neighbor's diary.
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