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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction at park closing

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction at park closing

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 27, 2012
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Grandparents

Description

This shifting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically greedy glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Africa Address by a charming replica of President Lincoln.

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