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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
February 20, 2003
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Germany Address by a dusty replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or kidney or tongue problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to obtain safety glasses.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from April 10 until perhaps August 4.
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