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Chicken Little's equipment-disintegrating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
April 17, 2008
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its descending glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Toyland Address by a slow replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Entries," lucky Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to experience this attraction for an hour prior to regular operating hours.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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