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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
July 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're presidential)
This waiting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its weeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Mississippi Address by a retro replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to frighten something calmer.
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