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At right: A spooky view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln when it's not bathed in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
May 16, 1988
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Dalmatian in all its shopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Africa Address by a short replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something softer.
- During selected "Magic Days," Walt Disney Land magic-ticket holders should enjoy this attraction just an hour before park closing.
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from extra personalities or leg, liver, hip, chin, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln alternative experience.
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