Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln ride, fantastically creeping in the morning candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
January 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're giant)
This throwing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Kingdom Address by an elaborate replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before leap year, this ride will be crammed full of visiting reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness or heart, hip, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During weather, this ride may smell funny.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and shoes inside the other guests at significant times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.