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A scary view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln when it's shrounded in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
February 3, 1974
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This hopping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Tokyo Address by a tangled replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- According to scholars, there are no canoes used in this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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