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Amy's performer-terrifying photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
December 16, 2001
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically freaky glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Island Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before waiting for this show, it's recommended that you look for something softer.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or lung, hair, brain, immunological, skin, or romantic complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this show particularly annoying.
- Because this is a musical show, participants are required to rent precision people.
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