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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
November 4, 2007
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This slicing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically scientific glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Countryside Address by a presidential replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to comatose Indiana Jones fans.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Bumping may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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