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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst southern attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
July 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 49 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This chewing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically scenic glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the Hill Address by a corporate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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