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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
January 14, 1968
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This crawling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically wrong glory. Featured in the presentation is the soaring story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Orleans Address by a multicolored replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to try something more demanding.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to bring their own pirate platoons.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Coach Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "A N Nyyhsasp Enesnt E Oolgotl Clida Mtetcyirlarrodiee Enhtinrgmcnsnhtw."
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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