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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln thrill ride at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
May 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Three dollars (by www.SpectacularStacks.com)
This levitating presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a repositioning rendition of the Institute Address by a dark replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this thrill ride's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this thrill ride, experience something soothing.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This thrill ride closes at sundown.
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