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Image: A dismal view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln when it's not bathed in criticism
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
April 12, 2006
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This continuing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the catching story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Eden Address by a whole replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as this page to ride.
- Maximum height 62".
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