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Below: A meat view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
April 29, 1976
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically flowery glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Eden Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent Bomb Voyage autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness or romantic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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