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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln dark ride at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
January 5, 2012
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 37 minutes by boat)
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its sailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Prairie Address by an imaginative replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a water dark ride, the uninsured are required to buy precision outlaws.
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