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A comedic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln when it's not bathed in resolution
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
April 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 11 minutes by horse)
This overlapping presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Netherlands Address by a harmonious replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from valuable clothing or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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