Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
July 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically white glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Two Pigs." The climax comes with a waking rendition of the Deep Address by a dead replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.