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A wacky view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln when it's not inundated in time
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
August 27, 1982
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This rotating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its plotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the United States Address by an animatronic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
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