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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln
March 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
This daring presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically ethereal glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Outpost Address by an inverted replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as yourself to participate.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The immense ribbon is the last one remaining from the instrument grove on which Disneyland was built.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln outfit.
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