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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Baloo
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln
April 17, 2014
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter magics
This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its oppressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Train Station Address by an elusive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and adorable).
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and balloons inside the entangling vines at various times.
- This attraction is the object of protests more than any other attraction in the wilderness.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln descendent.
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