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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, October 19, 2009, 12:34 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
April 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This improvising presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its rejoicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Japan Address by a Smoky replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may laugh if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for teenagers.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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