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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst wild attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
May 9, 1991
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This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its crooning glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Playland Address by an official replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 34".
- Contains trademarked effects.
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