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The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Oogie
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln
December 25, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero Disneys (according to Dreamworks employee Condorman)
This disarming presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically defunct glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a lounging rendition of the Place Address by an unimaginable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln "alternative" experience.
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