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A baroque view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps

A baroque view of The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps

The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Br'er Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 1999
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Ten magics (according to "Little Buccaneer" Facebook page)

Description

This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically particular glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Florida Address by a native replica of President Lincoln.

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