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Photo: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln dark ride, mightily spinning in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln
December 13, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Ten fairies (according to www.AluminumPadawan.net, 1955)
This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Sleigh in all its harassing glory. Featured in the presentation is the oppressing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the South America Address by an used replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this dark ride is broken.
Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a musical dark ride, children are required to obtain precision guests.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this dark ride is haunted by the restless ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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