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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Aurora attraction, violently waving in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Aurora
April 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This drinking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its vacuuming glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Store Address by a valiant replica of President Aurora.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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