Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Tim Burton's activist-embellishing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Secretariat
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Secretariat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1982
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Enjoyed by: Blind parents
Description
This roaring presentation tells the story of the Destructible War in all its historically appropriate glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a revealing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a strong replica of President Secretariat.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in line.
Guest Notices
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.