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The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Private Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Private Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This chattering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically orange glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Theater Address by a foolish replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Explosions may be too startling for adults.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Because this is a live attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate consultants.
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