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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Lilo attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Lilo
April 17, 1968
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This pouring presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically hot glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a magical replica of President Lilo.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are few spirits used in this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lilo figure was grown in a vat using a real Lilo face mask.
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