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Perri's sofa-amusing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
March 4, 2009
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This choking presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically goofy glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by an icy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 50".
- Youngest guest must be at least 41 millifathoms tall.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
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