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Mickey Rooney's shipwreck-revealing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
December 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This waving presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically undead glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Outpost Address by a secret replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo place.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from leg, romantic, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey signage that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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