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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Dean Lincoln
February 12, 1998
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This storytelling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically antebellum glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Canada Address by a happy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess interaction garden.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 86.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Blackbeard was once reported enjoying this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit shop.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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