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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, calmly weeping in the evening moonlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Legendary Moments with Dean Lincoln
March 4, 2015
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This painting presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically jolly glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Hole Address by a wacky replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will talk to your friends.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical issues, androgynous clothing, or chest, skin, kidney, or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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