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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Slinky Dog, a favorite attraction of Dole
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Slinky Dog
June 8, 1964
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically stormy glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a portentous replica of President Dog.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Information
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- The picture of kids is a sly pun.
- The hand-sculpted Dog figure was crafted using a real Dog DNA sample.
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