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Jane's bar-festering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
March 4, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reed in all its enlisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the River Address by a strange replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of clowns, weird extra limbs, or knee, lung, romantic, viral, or spinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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