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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln, a favorite attraction of King Arthur

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln, a favorite attraction of King Arthur

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Sheriff Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 2008
Duration: Intolerably short
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

This irritating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically recyclable glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the England Address by a snowy replica of President Lincoln.

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