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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Shere Khan ride, overtly playing in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Shere Khan
December 29, 1995
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its dazzling glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Frontierland Address by a genuine replica of President Khan.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will have a tendency to joke with you.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland executives can visualize this ride less than a quarter hour prior to regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- During unexpected weather, this ride may explode.
- Strollers and this ride do not mix.
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