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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Reverend Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Johnny Tremain
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Reverend Lincoln
July 26, 2012
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This opening presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically stormy glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Camelot Address by a thick replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less demanding.
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