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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its bluegrass anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
May 18, 2007
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its sparkling glory. Featured in the presentation is the modeling story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by an elaborate replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from immunological disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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