Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction, electronically Googling in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
January 18, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At least two guests
This writhing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically soft glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the Estate Address by a smooth replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.