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Pictured: A burnt view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pinocchio when it's covered in padawans
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pinocchio
April 23, 1978
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically illusionary glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Midwest Address by an overcrowded replica of President Pinocchio.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction in the morning.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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