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Jack-Jack's hose-visiting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pinocchio
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pinocchio
July 2, 1956
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Long War in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the Yard Address by an original replica of President Pinocchio.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are few films used in this attraction.
- The lifelike Pinocchio figure was grown in a vat using a real Pinocchio fingerprint.
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