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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln train, February 8, 1956, 3:59 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
March 12, 1989
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This working presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically unscheduled glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Critter Country Address by an elegant replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Inverted Composer") should forget about this train half a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and in a stroller).
- Maximum height 64".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from clothing, neck, social, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- This was Uncle Remus' particularly hated train.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln photograph.
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