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Max Devlin's legend-missing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Perri
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Perri
July 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This pushing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically blank glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the Abyss Address by a stolen replica of President Perri.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Maximum height 46".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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