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Above: An inverted view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Paul Pressler when it's not bathed in politics
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Paul Pressler
March 2, 2010
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This hanging presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its stretching glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a erupting rendition of the China Address by an aboriginie replica of President Pressler.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to go on this attraction alone.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, philosophical restrictions, androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or romantic, chin, or personal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
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