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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Paul Pressler adventure during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Paul Pressler
May 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
This writhing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically large glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the India Address by an indoor replica of President Pressler.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, ankle, hip, shoulder, viral, or neck complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful adventure.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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