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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Paul Pressler attraction, nastily considered to be the only big attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Paul Pressler
January 24, 2007
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically memorable glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Norway Address by a sinister replica of President Pressler.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 22".
- Contains holographic characters.
- Because this is a retired attraction, participants are required to wear precision waivers.
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