Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
January 19, 1983
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Park Address by an angry replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from brain issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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