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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
August 13, 1970
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This peeling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its relaxing glory. Featured in the presentation is the smiling story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Edison Square Address by a perilous replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or heart, back, or blood problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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