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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lobo train, violently groaning in the evening park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lobo
January 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 9 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its boiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a pulsating rendition of the France Address by a faithful replica of President Lobo.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this train.
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