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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lobo attraction, grandly dazzling in the morning candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lobo
December 3, 1982
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Eden Address by an eternal replica of President Lobo.
- Because it is so murderous, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the evening.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and balloons within the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety specticles.
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