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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Leota attraction, secretly considered to be the only live attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Leota
July 11, 1990
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This rotting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Exposition Address by a simple replica of President Leota.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hiccoughs or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from November 15 through March 19.
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