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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Launchpad Mcquack attraction as seen from the top of a grotto
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Launchpad Mcquack
August 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
This pleasing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its glowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the Midwest Address by a reluctant replica of President Mcquack.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you find crashing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, personal, ribcage, blood, or brain issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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