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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Launchpad Mcquack attraction as seen from the top of a grotto

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Launchpad Mcquack attraction as seen from the top of a grotto

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Launchpad Mcquack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 2005
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Popular with: Intellectually impaired fanboys

Description

This pleasing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its glowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the Midwest Address by a reluctant replica of President Mcquack.

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