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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, January 17, 2002, 6:05 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
April 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five fairies
This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically skeletal glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a macabre replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo garden.
Policies and Notices
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from July 6 through September 27 (or there abouts).
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