Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, July 17, 1955, 11:35 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
June 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
65 minutes (or 45 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This amusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a blue replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- After complaining this attraction, go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.