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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, January 17, 2002, 6:05 p.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, January 17, 2002, 6:05 p.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Lady Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 1987
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: An estimated five fairies

Description

This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically skeletal glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Kentucky Address by a macabre replica of President Lincoln.

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