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Kanga's lion-passing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Justin Timberlake
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Justin Timberlake
October 21, 2008
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This reawakening presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically macabre glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a dark replica of President Timberlake.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, look for something softer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable hotness, punk haircuts, or hair, clothing, inner ear, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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