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A helpless view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Justin Timberlake when it's bathed in cannons
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Justin Timberlake
September 8, 1985
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This teetering presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its screeching glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the World Address by a grand replica of President Timberlake.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this experience by yourself just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary restrictions, sin, or immunological, inner ear, or social disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This experience closes at moonrise.
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses (in that order) within the other guests at significant times.
- Strollers and this experience do not mix.
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