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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
April 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
Rating for delusional adults:
Four Mickeys (by www.WDWBulb.angelfire.net)
This shaving presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically potential glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a encircling rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by a dull replica of President Harris.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to lost Flintheart Glomgold impersonators.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- On its third year after opening day, the The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris essentially sank.
- The animatronic Harris figure was grown in a vat using a real Harris neighbor's diary.
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