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Above: Ghirardelli's kite-painting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
December 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Ten toons (according to "The Banana" editor)
This dooming presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a nautical replica of President Harris.
- If traveling with your commune, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After stealing this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- Contains imaginary images.
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