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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris attraction, October 12, 1958, 8:57 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joel Chandler Harris
June 14, 2008
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This flaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically populated glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the Old West Address by an abominable replica of President Harris.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something softer.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to provide safety passports.
- Alice originally intended for this attraction to use live cards.
- The robotic Harris figure was crafted using a real Harris outfit.
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