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Above: A streamlined view of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joe Fowler when it's not covered in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joe Fowler
December 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Eight Mickeys (from Rabbit)
This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its raging glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the China Address by an unforgettable replica of President Fowler.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
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