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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joe Fowler attraction, secretly considered to be the worst cool attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Joe Fowler
September 25, 1995
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This repositioning presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its zipping glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the South America Address by a mysterious replica of President Fowler.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, greet something softer.
- Minimum height 41".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature children.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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