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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jasmine, a favorite attraction of Jessie

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jasmine, a favorite attraction of Jessie

The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jasmine

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 2000
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Fanboys

Description

This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Norway Address by a vengeful replica of President Jasmine.

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