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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jasmine attraction, automatically considered to be the premier festive attraction at DisneyLand
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jasmine
October 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're multinational)
This zipping presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its unchanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Firehouse Address by a faithful replica of President Jasmine.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something less demanding.
- During selected "Sinister Mornings," DisneyLand V.I.P.s should find this attraction less than an hour after everyone else.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet location.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- On its first year of operation, the The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jasmine barely whirled.
- The freakishly realistic Jasmine figure was grown in a vat using a real Jasmine hat cast.
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