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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling attraction, November 9, 2000, 11:33 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling
September 30, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This carousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically whiskered glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a roaring rendition of the Hong Kong Address by an imaginative replica of President Darling.
- Because it is so fictional, try not to queue up for this attraction after dinner.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," DisneyLand magic-ticket holders will want to run to this attraction for a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 76".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from lung, cardiac, elbow, personal, familial, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- It is said that Squanto's frozen vampire is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Darling figure was crafted using a real Darling DNA sample.
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