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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling attraction, criminally considered to be the premier tiki attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling
April 21, 1968
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 3 minutes on foot)
This creaking presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its guiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a studying rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a clockwise replica of President Darling.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Walt Disney Land BFFs should run to this attraction less than a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
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