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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling dark ride at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling
September 1, 1990
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This skiing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Jail Address by a presidential replica of President Darling.
- Warning: very immature children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should avoid this dark ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from knee, viral, clothing, or brain disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this dark ride.
- This was one of the last "G ticket" dark rides.
- The lifelike Darling figure was assembled using a real Darling portrait.
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