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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling adventure, wildly offending in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling
May 14, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This charging presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically beautiful glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the China Address by a familiar replica of President Darling.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to go on.
- Waiting may occur.
- Adventure is closed for relocation from noon until about December 24.
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