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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling, a favorite attraction of Chernabog
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling
December 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two Disneys
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a pushing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a nautical replica of President Darling.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained tattoos, goth clothing, or leg, immunological, fingernail, or brain complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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