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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George Darling
June 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This groaning presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically safe glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Resort Address by a fantastic replica of President Darling.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Youngest guest must be at least 49" tall.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- The trees behind this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
- The animatronic Darling figure was created using a real Darling DNA sample.
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