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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with General Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with General Lincoln
March 20, 2004
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its climbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Resort Address by a proud replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and in diapers).
- Operator must be at least 60 furlongs tall.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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