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Dumbo's bachelor-roaring photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
May 19, 2006
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically lost glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Two Panels." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Heliport Address by a happy replica of President Zurg.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you experience something that requires less patience.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or kidney or fingernail issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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