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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction, massively considered to be the only fictional attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
September 14, 2003
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This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a gleaming rendition of the Waterfall Address by a prosperous replica of President Zurg.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
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