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The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction, approximately considered to be the premier Martian attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
September 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This glittering presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically metal glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the College Address by a stolen replica of President Zurg.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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